Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
well you can't waste a boner
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
