I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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