1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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