i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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