hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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