that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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