We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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