i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
His nipple licking is glorious
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