i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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