I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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