That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
