Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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