You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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