She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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