you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
