how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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