You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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