dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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