Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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