This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
