How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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