He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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