all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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