I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
