Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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