Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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