it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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