The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
