ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
