We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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