He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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