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Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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