oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the day after is always just damage control
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
