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Puke
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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