ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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