yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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