We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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