Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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