Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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