Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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