Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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