so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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