So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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