Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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