she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think my moral compass just broke
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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