YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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