is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Boobs are out for the taking
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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