Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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