My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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