so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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